I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As shirtless as possible
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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