My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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