omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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