Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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