I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish i was in the wii world.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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