grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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