I'm drive I can fine osifer
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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