Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Send help, water and tortillas.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.