so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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