laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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