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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We got so high we made milksteak
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
third nipple confirmed
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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