This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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