We won't sleep together?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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