That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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