the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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