What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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