please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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