Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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