Non-Jews are for practice
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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