i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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