i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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