remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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