Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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