used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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