You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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