Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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