His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hippo gnu deer
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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