I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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