It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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