He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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