I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i drank out of a bidet.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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