Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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