toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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