i already hear my dad disowning me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer