STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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