Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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