nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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