She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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