i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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