worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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