Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
