I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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