After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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