he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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