so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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