They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
