Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is wine microwaveable?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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