ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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