I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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