Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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