More tranny stories later!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
