Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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