No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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