He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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