Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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