i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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