I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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