Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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