I wannas sexs uuuuu
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
the condom got lost in my hair
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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