She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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