My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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