she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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